I do.
Sunday, October 20, 2024
It Is Important
I do.
Monday, September 16, 2024
EROTIC FUNNY POETRY
POEM 1:
Oops. I'm sorry.
Can I get you a towel?
Or a Plan B pill?
Thanks for the 7 minutes of fun.
Haha, now we're parents.
I'm glad we bonded over our hatred of all politicians.
While intoxicated.
Also, I'm not wealthy at all.
Fight the Power!
POEM 2:
Spread Eagle.
Doggystyle.
Fuck like Rabbits.
Hung like a Horse.
Fuck like Animals.
Nah, most are an Amoeba.
Asexual beings.
POEM 3:
I need fucking
Love
In my life.
The End.
POEM 4:
Turn down the lights,
Turn on the music.
Turn off the oven,
You'll start a fire
In the kitchen that way.
My heart is pumping,
Because alarms are going off,
I should exit the building.
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
Trust in
A man, beaten by the old republic, and his ego
His skin color is of chocolate tones, with callused fingers.
He's in his 60s or so
Wearing dark shades in the early evening
With a white baseball cap with no logo, and a burly mustache
He wears a sweater and sits at the front of the bus
It's 80 degrees today
He talks loudly. A little too loudly
I am sitting in the middle section of the bus, trying to read
He's so loud I cannot pay attention to my fiction
So today I will listen to someone's reality
He yells out in conversation to a woman who does not care
He recently retired out of the union
He did construction
He carried Sheetrock
He carried bricks
So now his body has paid for it
She still does not care, but nods in hopes of him shutting the hell up
His legs no longer work the way they used to
He's in pain, only when he walks, he jokes
The problem with life
The problem in every country
See, 20 dollars is nothing, he explains
It's inflation
Inflation is the problem
Someone get this man a drink
You see, he says, it's me
I take the bus
For fun, kind of
One really gets to know their city using public transport
I spend my day rubbing shoulders with gays, lesbians, transphobes, and the Jews
The young, the old, the rich, the poor - regular folk
The blacks, the whites, the Asians, the angry women and men
Atheists, Agnostics, Jesus freaks, and raging wannabe politicians
They feel I am one of them somehow
And I am, kind of
If not a phony one, an honorary one
I accept them for who they are and I hope they accept me
It's an unwritten statement until now
Trust in me
I'll do my best
Friday, May 31, 2024
Deso Iso
I wish for more fires
Sometimes to burn
Sometimes to inspire
The heat is what I crave today
And for tonight
Warmth is what I need
Forever is my grasp
The body doesn't like when fire
Is not inside
Without it
I'm desolate and isolated
With it
I'm mixed all into ball of energy and fury
Creating and destroying in my path
Roaring, never wanting to be captive
Or captivated
Like the hearts of all lovers
Except when it finally does happen
And everything is alright
Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Te Amo Horchata
Horchata
So much
Rice
So much
Vanilla
What goes good with horchata?
It's tacos
it's burros
Also known as burritos
What goes good with tacos and burros?
It's red sauce
It's green sauce
It's orange sauce too
And more tacos
Horchata
Is numero uno
It's my favorite drink
Tied with cerveza
Te amo horchata
Wednesday, February 7, 2024
Mythical [Make a Dragon Your Way]
Take an ordinary lizard into your care.
Personally, I find orange lizard hues to work best and make the best dragon.
Any lizard you find will do the trick though: Green, brown, camouflage, orange.
Take the ordinary lizard and feed it with enlarging potions daily.
- 1 1/2 ounces of Star of Anise, crushed and fermented with a half liter of vinegar and 5 spoons of blackened Pink Himalayan salt. I find these in the Mediterranean section of most grocery stores. If you cannot find it, there is always the local mom 'n' pop online alchemy shops available to purchase from.
- A full bucket of whale blubber; sift and rinse thrice.
- 10 dozen drops lemon essence (or if not available use 1/2 a bushel of lemon zest).
- 4 cups guacamole, organic.
- A giant pinch of red chili powder. Be careful of using too much here. You want your dragon to breathe fire onto enemies, not to get indigestion!
- 20 cloves garlic if you believe vampire dragons to be making a comeback anytime soon.
- 1 pint of human virgin blood. This counters the acid in the garlic.
- 2 legs of lamb - still hairy and hooved.
- 4 bay leaves.
After approximately 26 days and 27 nights, the lizard is now large enough to qualify as 'dragon-sized'. You may now proceed with the rest of the spell.
Do not use shampoo to clean the skin. A lot of folks don't realize that evolving lizards/young dragons are naturally oily and they need it for their scales to shed properly. You may use a light conditioner weekly, if desired. Nothing coconut scented.
Rub an officially recognized beard and balm oil (again nothing coconut scented!) into the scalp of the lizard daily to keep them fresh and smelling good.
Once their wings start growing, your work is done. Check in regularly to make sure their nails are smoothed out, but generally everything they do is now self-cleaning. Remember to speak in soft tones and never get them mad.
Congratulations! You've made a dragon from scratch.
Essence
Of everything
Life-giving
The major components of being
What will it be... when we're fully machines?
Water, rain, oceans
In 2030
Might not be a necessity
I don't know
I wish I did
For the sake of humanity
I wish I did
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Monday, January 22, 2024
Metalled Wood
We used paper and metals as currency
When the System thought it was backed by precious metals and such nonsense
All is precious
Back to paper
It's thin wood
Lots of paper is thick wood
Why not just hand me over a branch as payment?
Same fucking difference
It's all baloney anyway
Meant to persuade us to idolize the System
And not like the most precious thing we have
OURSELVES
Value the people
Value life, especially your own
Take care of yourself first then buy the fancy mirror for your future apartment rental
Nobody needs paper money anymore
Except the Drug Dealers
Politicians and Mobsters
People cheating on their taxes
Of course the taxes cheated them first so
I guess it's a draw.
Sunday, January 14, 2024
Matches
Swipe right on me
I act rich and show off big muscles
Please match with me
So I won't cry in my bed tonight.
Monday, January 8, 2024
Short Long
No pretense
I do it
I, which thrive in chaos
I, that, control chaos
Daily
I take my time
I don't need to be the world's greatest poet
All I need is to be me
My self-care is not paying attention to others
Not caring for what they do
They can all fight for trivial awards
I can use those plaques for kindling
There is no need to push
It takes too much brain power
Everything should be free
Everything should come naturally
Shelter, food, water
Stability, love, happiness
Safety, hope, peace
Free, free, free
I'll still work for a big screen TV though
I do like my home entertainment to be legendary.
Sunday, December 31, 2023
in the beginning and in the middle
It used to be sex I wanted, and oddly enough
Sex brought me into my middle life
And with it what I actually needed
Which is to complete my role in life
To be a good father to my daughter
I am a creature of habit
I used to go after orgasms
But now I go for being the right example
As a father should
It makes me smile
Knowing that the sex her mother and I had was fun
That it brought us so much joy
That it brought us something even more joyous
In our everyday way of life
My kin
Her kin
Our kin
My everything now
Which is her everything now as well
Our daughter is funnier than me
I'm okay with it
It's so weird to connect the two but that's
Just how it is
It's a simple connection
Of a complex connection
Two adults created a child
Love and intense passion brought
Another being into the everyday
Someone that continues and continues
To bring joy in our every way
Just by being the adventurer she is at 3 years old
Every time I say something or ask my daughter a question
I know what I'm doing - at least, kind of
I'm teaching her mass critical thinking
Even more of an ironic deal I've been given
Is that when she experiences new things
It gives her joy
Which seeing her do that is also a new experience
For me
Thanks to Mother for creating her
And for loving me when she does.
I will always protect our daughter
Teach her to protect her community
Maybe our species will thrive.
Friday, December 29, 2023
Post Modern Economy
I'm seeing landscaping people work in between the rain today
It used to be they'd take the day off and spend it with their families
I'm back in writing mode
Remembering the old ways of our American lifestyle
I forgot how much more quiet it is in my head
While outside my city it's rumbling with fire and anger
From the generally humbled population
Of lesser-known writers and other artists
Labor trends in entertainment
We all work harder and longer
We made it - A Post Modern Economy
While the city is rumbling with fire and anger inside of it
This time it's because of the time
Politics season
So now the people all of a sudden have an opinion
I, of course, am happy with an appetite of a woman's loving embrace
As we enjoy our red wine at the end of the night
Watching from a distance
The yelling man on Santa Monica Boulevard wearing a bra
His insides burn with fire and anger inside of him
If only anyone could understand why he yells at the top of his lungs
In front of the 7-11
While Duran Duran plays on our speakers
"Hold on a minute", I say as I put on my slippers
I grab $10 in cash - the last freedom we have is paper
The yelling man sees me walking up in pajamas
The fire in his eyes cannot be controlled
He begins his salutations to me by screaming in my face
But unknown to him, I can take a punch
I stare him down until he calms like a puppy for just a moment
That's not why I'm here so I bring the cash out
"This is for you," as I wave the money in his face
Without even a blink of his eye, he grabs it
And runs off into the depths of the neighborhood behind us
I go back home and enjoy the quiet of the night once more
At least until a new political season begins or ends.
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Perception of Advice to No Avail
I brought a new project to him.
He gave me a book recommendation on sales and I gave him a recommendation back:
He never got me any work but bought me lunch at a fast-food restaurant one time.
He’s no longer my agent.
Thursday, October 26, 2023
Violence in America
It's yours to make,
It's your body,
Get your hands where I can see them,
You say you're for real,
Then you get shot.
And if an angel was here,
It's you that's for bloodshed,
Revise your thoughts.
You’ve gotta understand,
Monday, February 27, 2023
Divide and Conquer
iPhone vs. Android
Democrat vs. Republican
The Beatles vs. Led Zeppelin
Marvel vs. DC
Windows vs. Mac
How about we just enjoy what we have?
Say no to outdo each other,
Saturday, February 11, 2023
Inner War
What to talk about,
When I've talked about everything already
It's not that I'm alone,
Or that my struggles aren't anybody's business
It's been an adulthood since I felt confident,
In my own place
A place of pain,
A place of heartache,
A roaming inner war
I am home
How do I express it,
When I've given the same doubts before
It's mine and mine alone,
No smoke or mirrors and no witness
My childhood was interlaced in freedom,
Now I search for it
A place of pain,
A place of heartache,
A roaming inner war
Still a fox and a snake,
Just a reminder of what's there
Fraud
Fake
Faux fortune
All in the lives of mine I've lived,
I've loved and lost and became famous
There is no more to say,
I've said it and it's stuck
What I spoke of is my misfortune
My own
It's been mine though and I'm not selling it,
It's given away to anyone else that has that spirit
One day at a time,
The standard of survival
I'm still here,
Roaming around the battlefield
Looking for a fight
Monday, August 8, 2022
Aged Like Milk
I'm old
An old man
Old Man Dan now
No longer full of spitfire I am?
Nay.
Nap-time in the afternoons, sure
I don't push to become a sprawling success
I didn't work like a dog to become one either
Dogs like naps in the afternoons
Mostly, I feel bad for those that did bark and bite all day
And still didn't get anywhere out of the doghouse or rat-race
Compared to simple animals - barely a brain among them
Hard times to put all that energy into nothing
For a slim to none chance at making the headlines
At least I've seen past the bullshit that is advertising
"American Dream"
"Work Hard Play Hard"
"Do it For the Culture"
"40 Hours a Week"
"Real Men Put in Work"
There's this macho mentality that working til death is a good thing
I guess I'm not 'man enough' to die
Oh wait, I have a penis
I guess I am 'man enough' to tell those people they have no lives to lead anyway
But guess what? I do
I'm nice, just not to those that live as cavemen and Neanderthals
I know what I have to do
I know what I have to feel
I know what I have to take
That power and throw it back at them
And it's because I'm 40 years old
And I'm still mad
I still have anger coursing thru me
It'll never go away
And I still have to deal with everybody and their moron dad
Being idiots in the workplace
I'm not putting up with bullshit
I see old-school values held onto
As if there's really value in traditional
Except hypothetically
And historically
I have to tear it all down and destroy it all
And I have to do it because I have to fight
One man versus everybody
Because I am angry and I am all the time irritated
I don't know anybody that isn't in pain regularly
Yet, all I hear is low-key complaining
As I'm doing right now.
Thursday, June 23, 2022
Papa's Blues
I want everything
I deserve everything
Nobody has the right to go against me
Or defy me
Nobody.
You piece of shit
You talk too much
You are an emotional child
You are a liar
You are wrong
Always no good
Always wrong!
Family is everything
Trouble calls
And I run to save them
Familia
It's all I have
Without them
They tell me I'm nothing
I believe them
The truth is
I don't believe them though.
I hate them
They keep me down
They all lie
They've kept me down
My entire life
But for some reason I still love them
Truth is
I'm fucked up
Beyond belief
Because of their
Beliefs
They've hurt me
But I can't get away
I'm stuck
I can't get out
Everyone else has lives to lead
Since I never did anything
I'm stuck taking care of the family
That hurt me
I don't deserve this
I don't deserve anything
I don't deserve anybody
I didn't want any of this
I don't want YOU
I don't want anything.
Friday, May 13, 2022
CZ
I see myself
That warms my heart
You're me
When I see you
My ancestry took over
So what did you get from her?
I don't know
Maybe you'll get her heart
I'll know this
When I see you care
Show your nurturing self
When you sacrifice
For them
Expect nothing in return
You're her
When I'll know you are her
Is when you get quiet
Not sharing your feelings
Because you know
They'll hurt
Even though we need to
Know the truth
Know we are not all kind
Then I'll know
There's hope for you
I hope I see you
Monday, January 3, 2022
Spoons
You're beautiful to me
I like your face
I think about you a lot
You're a wonderful woman
I think you're very hot
Let's go see Killer Klowns from Outer Space
It's your favorite horror movie
Because I wanna take you to a midnight screening
You hate flying?
Oh wow cause I love to fly
But either way it doesn't matter
Cause I love you no matter what
You keep me motivated
Can't wait to spend time with you
Spooning of Spoons
Someday a jetpack
I love your humour
100% loyally yours
How much I care
So much more than I let on
I love you
Your laugh is something I always wanna hear
If you are the moon I'm lunar
I wanna touch your rear
Let's talk music, films, music and kiss
All night long
It's your sweetness that I seem to always miss
I see you and I hear a song
You're so sweet
And caring
It's nice to know that you're around



