Just survive.
Don't die!
Check yourself,
Don't wreck yourself.
How many times can I stab myself?
That's the question I'm answering.
For how long?
Forever.
Diet?
That's just for athletes, actors, and models.
I couldn't do it,
If it were me.
Well, it sure beats the alternative.
No sugar for you.
Everything turns into sugar though.
Yes, that's real.
Regimen.
Consistency.
That sounds like a lot of work.
It is.
Have you tried lemon and cinnamon?
My grandmother stopped having it with that.
She died though.
What's your co-pay?
I send my endocrinologist a 6 pack of beer.
As thanks.
I didn't want to join the military.
It's a war against my pancreas.
Diabetics are people.
Just feed us and tell us we're cool.
