Tuesday, October 13, 2026

You're So Cringe

I've already proven I don't care about being tough

I never want to have to prove it again

Don't play my music

As your own 

You suck

And I hate your voice

Don't quit your day-job

You illiterate fuck


You're

So

Cringe


You call yourself punk-rock?

Posers and old farty fucks in baggy pants

You're a middle manager at some office in Downtown L.A.

Cause you suck ass and could never be independent and punk


Get rid of your old band shirts and get some khakis

Sell your guitar and pay your rent on time

For once 

That's what you did

And called it growing up 

You absolute Waffle-Brain


You're

So

Cringe


You probably live in a suburb

And suck cocks for fun

While saying it's wrong

 

You burn Bibles

And also tried being anti-semetic

Until you found out your colleague is half Jewish

Now you're in a room with H.R. 

 

Your worst worst nightmare is a Quran

Even though you love praying to someone in office

 

Punks are LGBQT and Democrat

 

You're really fucked up

And need therapy

You definitely don't need voting privileges 

 


You're So Cringe.