Saturday, November 3, 2012

Pet Peeves

Too smart?
I'm aggravated.
Too dumb?
I'm aggravating.

Too young?
I'm annoyed.
Too old?
I'm annoyed.

Me?
Perfectly aggravating.
You?
Boring.
Me?
Perfectly annoying.

Too skinny?
It bothers me.
Too fat?
It bothers me.

Too black?
You're irritating.
Too white?
You're irritating.

Me?
Perfectly bothered.
You?
Boring.
Me?
Perfectly irritating.

Me?
Peeved.
You?
Agreed.
Me?
Leave.
You?
Relieved.