Monday, September 16, 2024

EROTIC FUNNY POETRY



POEM 1:

I ejaculated just now inside of you.
Oops. I'm sorry.
Can I get you a towel?
Or a Plan B pill?
Thanks for the 7 minutes of fun.
Haha, now we're parents.
I'm glad we bonded over our hatred of all politicians.
While intoxicated.
Also, I'm not wealthy at all.
Fight the Power!

POEM 2:

Spread Eagle.
Doggystyle.
Fuck like Rabbits.
Hung like a Horse.
Fuck like Animals.


Nah, most are an Amoeba.
Asexual beings.

POEM 3:

I need fucking
Love
In my life.
The End.

POEM 4:

Turn down the lights,
Turn on the music.
Turn off the oven,
You'll start a fire
In the kitchen that way.
My heart is pumping,
Because alarms are going off,
I should exit the building.