A nice pick-me-up while at the office.
Or at home, after waking up from an afternoon nap.
ARE YOU INSANE?
Unless you like your stomach pain,
Try a cup of fresh brewed tea.
Trust me, nobody wants you jumping like a blubbering whale that's beached.
Do yourself a favor.
Yes, there's caffeine in it,
But not like half a line of cocaine.
Which you definitely don't need either.
Black tea is brown.
Green tea is yellow.
White tea is golden.
Herbal tea is rain water.
So really it's brown tea, yellow tea, golden tea.
And hot rain.
Don't be like me and use a microwave to heat your tea.
In England they could arrest you for it.
And throw your tea bag out before drinking.
It's a public nuisance and disturbance of the peace.
Also, it's gross.