Monday, August 4, 2008


Nobody knows my nose.
To me, my nose is amazing.
In places like New York City,
or Los Angeles, California...
Plastic surgery fixes everything.

Now if I'm too fat,
Plastic surgery is the key.

What if I'm too white or too black?
Too hairy, too freckly, too ugly?
Happiness is now in the surgery.

What if I'm too gay or homophobic?
Or just not straight enough?
There's homo brain surgery.

What if I'm too short?
Now there's plastic ankle surgery.

Why are my boobs too small?
Plastic surgery will fix everything.

What if...
A man's "down there" is not big enough?
Sorry, for thousands of dollars, you only
Get an inch or two more...
With plastic surgery.